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Six lines every engineer has said out loud, set as the documents they came from: a certification stamp, a bug tracker field, a numbered law, a comment left in production since 2019.

Temporary Fix Tee — 2019From $35

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Sufficiently Advanced Tee — Law IIIFrom $35

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Weeks Of Coding Tee — Hours Of PlanningFrom $35

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Two Hard Things Tee — Off By OneFrom $35

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Works As Intended Tee — ResolutionFrom $35

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It Works On My Machine Tee — CertifiedFrom $35

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