Autonomous — Network Engineer Hoodie
Made to order — printed and shipped in 2–7 business days.
The internet's actual shape: eight tier-1 systems fully meshed at the core, a ring of regionals, ninety edge networks multihomed around them. Nobody runs it. It runs.
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Printed front-only. Part of the Network Engineer series.
Materials & fit
- Fabric
- Brushed-back fleece, front print, made to order.
- Fit
- Regular fit, true to size — check the size guide before ordering.
Size guide
| Size | Chest (laid flat, ×2 for full chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| M | 22" / 56 cm | 28" / 71 cm |
| L | 24" / 61 cm | 29" / 74 cm |
| XL | 26" / 66 cm | 30" / 76 cm |
| 2XL | 28" / 71 cm | 31" / 79 cm |
| 3XL | 30" / 76 cm | 32" / 81 cm |
| S | 20" / 51 cm | 27" / 69 cm |
Shipping & production
Made to order. Most pieces are produced and shipped within 2–7 business days, with delivery time added on top depending on your destination.
US standard shipping runs $4.75–$7.98 depending on weight and destination — the exact rate is shown at checkout before you pay.
Each piece is made to order, so we can’t accept returns for a change of mind or the wrong size — please check the size guide first.
If an item arrives damaged or misprinted, contact us through the contact form within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we’ll arrange a free reprint or refund — no need to send anything back.
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