Singularity — Tees
Not Getting Taller Tee
Fall feet first toward a black hole the mass of a star and the pull on your feet grows far stronger than the pull on your head, stretching you long and thin before you reach the event horizon.
What you're wearing
Astronomers call it spaghettification. Drawn in the manner of lampwork glass: a glass astronaut whose legs twist into a cane that spirals in. The black is the shirt. Front print. Unisex fit, 100% cotton.
Materials & fit
- Fabric
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in polyester) (Bella+Canvas 3001), front print, made to order.
- Fit
- Regular fit, true to size — check the size guide before ordering.
Size guide
| S | 18" / 46 cm | 28" / 71 cm |
| M | 20" / 51 cm | 29" / 74 cm |
| L | 22" / 56 cm | 30" / 76 cm |
| XL | 24" / 61 cm | 31" / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26" / 66 cm | 32" / 81 cm |
Shipping & production
Made to order. Pressed and shipped in the US, with delivery time added on top depending on your destination.
US standard shipping is charged by weight and shown at checkout before you pay. For one item it starts at $4.95 for a tee, $5.09 for a cap, $6.99 for a poster or mug, $8.79 for a hoodie or sweatpants and $10.79 for a desk mat; more items add weight.
Each piece is made to order, so we can’t accept returns for a change of mind or the wrong size — please check the size guide first.
If an item arrives damaged or misprinted, contact us through the contact form within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we’ll arrange a free reprint or refund — no need to send anything back.
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