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Fauna — Tees
Patron of the Indestructible Tee
The tardigrade: about half a millimeter long, eight legs, and very hard to kill.
What you're wearing
Dried out, frozen close to absolute zero, heated past boiling or left in the vacuum of space, it has come back to life. So it gets the window a saint would get. Drawn as stained glass. The lead lines are left unprinted, so the shirt itself holds the glass together. Front print. Unisex fit, 100% cotton.
Made to order — pressed and shipped in the US.
Materials & fit
- Fabric
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colours blend in polyester) (Bella+Canvas 3001), front print, made to order.
- Fit
- Regular fit, true to size — check the size guide before ordering.
Size guide
| Size | Chest (laid flat, ×2 for full chest) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" / 46 cm | 28" / 71 cm |
| M | 20" / 51 cm | 29" / 74 cm |
| L | 22" / 56 cm | 30" / 76 cm |
| XL | 24" / 61 cm | 31" / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26" / 66 cm | 32" / 81 cm |
Shipping & production
Made to order. Pressed and shipped in the US, with delivery time added on top depending on your destination.
US standard shipping runs $4.75–$7.98 depending on weight and destination — the exact rate is shown at checkout before you pay.
Each piece is made to order, so we can’t accept returns for a change of mind or the wrong size — please check the size guide first.
If an item arrives damaged or misprinted, contact us through the contact form within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we’ll arrange a free reprint or refund — no need to send anything back.
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